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Your Memorial Day To Do List

31 May

I love America, because it's so cute.

THINGS TO DO ON MEMORIAL DAY

  1. Love America.
  2. Watch a crappy small town parade, featuring overweight volunteer firefighters and overexcited children riding on pick-up trucks.
  3. Binge on greasy barbecue chicken, potato salad, and cole slaw and hope you don’t have a coronary.
  4. Shop.
  5. Repeat on July 4th.

THINGS NOT TO DO ON MEMORIAL DAY

  1. Read an unemployment blog written by someone who lolls about in pajamas til noon.

So go on out there and commemorate those soldiers who died in service.  Happy Memorial Day!

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