Happy Turkey Day!

23 Nov

Prepare yourself for brilliance. And by brilliance, I mean tacky Thanksgiving jokes. How is this job related, you ask? Don’t ask silly questions, I say.

What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam



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